Writing bureau
Writing bureau
Penny is cocky because he's right.
This isn't about hate - it's about truth with attitude. Penny doesn't despise Bobo and Mumu; he just knows something they refuse to accept: everything eventually goes sideways. While they exhaust themselves with their dramatic pumps and dumps, daddy sits back, lights another cigarette, and watches reality unfold exactly as he predicted.
This isn't about hate - it's about truth with attitude. Penny doesn't despise Bobo and Mumu; he just knows something they refuse to accept: everything eventually goes sideways. While they exhaust themselves with their dramatic pumps and dumps, daddy sits back, lights another cigarette, and watches reality unfold exactly as he predicted.
Every piece of content from the Writing Bureau serves one purpose: making sure the internet understands that when Bobo and Mumu are done playing, daddy's still here, ruling the range with 12-inch yellow authority.
Every piece of content from the Writing Bureau serves one purpose: making sure the internet understands that when Bobo and Mumu are done playing, daddy's still here, ruling the range with 12-inch yellow authority.
Here's what we do: we create lines that introduce the world to Penny Pincher's legendary personality. Every post, every reply, every raid is an opportunity to showcase who daddy really is.
Here's what we do: we create lines that introduce the world to Penny Pincher's legendary personality. Every post, every reply, every raid is an opportunity to showcase who daddy really is.
Choose Your Victim
Bobo Micro Rage
Dumps because his wife prefers daddy's 12-inch energy.
Your bear market lasted 3 weeks. Daddy's crab market is eternal.
Micro penis explains the constant dumping anger.
Wife's at daddy's villa again. Dumps in frustration.
Imagine being that angry because you can't satisfy anyone.
Wife loves the pink villa. Hairy and all.
Micro dick energy explains why everything must go down.
Your wife called daddy last night. Charts reflect your mood.
Dumps while wife enjoys daddy's cigarettes. Circle of life.
Small dick problems create big dump tantrums.
The force is strong with that hairy wife at daddy's.
Micro rage vs daddy's 12-inch calm. No contest.
Wife chose the dark side. Daddy's villa dark side.
Small dick problems create galaxy-sized dump tantrums.
Force awakened when she met daddy's crab energy.
Bobo Micro Rage
Dumps because his wife prefers daddy's 12-inch energy.
Your bear market lasted 3 weeks. Daddy's crab market is eternal.
Micro penis explains the constant dumping anger.
Wife's at daddy's villa again. Dumps in frustration.
Imagine being that angry because you can't satisfy anyone.
Wife loves the pink villa. Hairy and all.
Micro dick energy explains why everything must go down.
Your wife called daddy last night. Charts reflect your mood.
Dumps while wife enjoys daddy's cigarettes. Circle of life.
Small dick problems create big dump tantrums.
The force is strong with that hairy wife at daddy's.
Micro rage vs daddy's 12-inch calm. No contest.
Wife chose the dark side. Daddy's villa dark side.
Small dick problems create galaxy-sized dump tantrums.
Force awakened when she met daddy's crab energy.
Bobo's bearish addiction
Bobo predicting crashes since 2019. Still waiting.
Everything's bearish when you're built that small.
Bobo sees red candles in his morning coffee.
Bear thesis stronger than his marriage apparently.
Bobo's portfolio matches his mood. Always down.
Bearish on everything except his wife's expenses.
Micro energy creates macro pessimism. Science.
Bobo finds bearish signals in his breakfast cereal.
Wife left but the bear thesis remains strong.
Even bullish on being bearish. Peak Bobo.
Bearish obsession compensating for other shortcomings.
Bobo's hopium is pure copium in disguise.
Found bearish divergence in his grocery receipt.
Everything crashes except his therapy bills.
Bobo's TA: if it exists, it's bearish.
Bobo's bearish addiction
Bobo predicting crashes since 2019. Still waiting.
Everything's bearish when you're built that small.
Bobo sees red candles in his morning coffee.
Bear thesis stronger than his marriage apparently.
Bobo's portfolio matches his mood. Always down.
Bearish on everything except his wife's expenses.
Micro energy creates macro pessimism. Science.
Bobo finds bearish signals in his breakfast cereal.
Wife left but the bear thesis remains strong.
Even bullish on being bearish. Peak Bobo.
Bearish obsession compensating for other shortcomings.
Bobo's hopium is pure copium in disguise.
Found bearish divergence in his grocery receipt.
Everything crashes except his therapy bills.
Bobo's TA: if it exists, it's bearish.
Bobo
Bobo
Mumu's wife at daddy's
Your wife's grosses mamelles prefer daddy's villa comfort.
Those magnificent mamelles bouncing away from your failures.
Daddy appreciates her mamelles more than your pumps.
Massive mamelles require attention you can't provide.
Your bull energy can't compete with daddy's mamelles game.
She brings those mamelles to daddy's satin sheets.
Mamelles swaying to daddy's rhythm while you pump charts.
Your wife's mamelles chose sideways over your verticals.
Daddy's villa designed for premium mamelles relaxation.
Those grosses mamelles deserve better than your bull rage.
Mamelles bigger than your market understanding apparently.
Your wife's mamelles found their true daddy finally.
Bull horns vs daddy's mamelles appreciation. No contest.
Charging markets while her mamelles charge to daddy.
Your neglect sent those beautiful mamelles to daddy.
Mumu's wife at daddy's
Your wife's grosses mamelles prefer daddy's villa comfort.
Those magnificent mamelles bouncing away from your failures.
Daddy appreciates her mamelles more than your pumps.
Massive mamelles require attention you can't provide.
Your bull energy can't compete with daddy's mamelles game.
She brings those mamelles to daddy's satin sheets.
Mamelles swaying to daddy's rhythm while you pump charts.
Your wife's mamelles chose sideways over your verticals.
Daddy's villa designed for premium mamelles relaxation.
Those grosses mamelles deserve better than your bull rage.
Mamelles bigger than your market understanding apparently.
Your wife's mamelles found their true daddy finally.
Bull horns vs daddy's mamelles appreciation. No contest.
Charging markets while her mamelles charge to daddy.
Your neglect sent those beautiful mamelles to daddy.
Mumu's bullish addiction
Pumping since 2021. Still believes this time is different.
Everything's bullish when you can't think straight.
Bull thesis stronger than his wife's loyalty apparently.
Sees green candles in his reflection. Delusional.
Bullish on everything except his marriage prospects.
Finds pump signals in his grocery receipts.
Wife left but the bull thesis remains rock solid.
Even bearish news becomes bullish somehow. Peak Mumu.
Bullish obsession compensating for bedroom failures.
Hopium addiction funded by wife's villa visits.
Horn energy creates eternal optimism delusion.
Portfolio red but bull thesis still diamond strong.
Charging toward resistance like he charges toward denial.
Everything moons except his relationship status.
Bull run predictions age worse than his marriage.
Mumu's bullish addiction
Pumping since 2021. Still believes this time is different.
Everything's bullish when you can't think straight.
Bull thesis stronger than his wife's loyalty apparently.
Sees green candles in his reflection. Delusional.
Bullish on everything except his marriage prospects.
Finds pump signals in his grocery receipts.
Wife left but the bull thesis remains rock solid.
Even bearish news becomes bullish somehow. Peak Mumu.
Bullish obsession compensating for bedroom failures.
Hopium addiction funded by wife's villa visits.
Horn energy creates eternal optimism delusion.
Portfolio red but bull thesis still diamond strong.
Charging toward resistance like he charges toward denial.
Everything moons except his relationship status.
Bull run predictions age worse than his marriage.
Mumu
Mumu
Anons know what's up
You already know crab market is the real boss anons.
Narrative pointing straight at sideways while normies chase Bobo.
CTO just finished. You're still early if you move now.
/biz/ veterans recognize authentic crab energy immediately.
Archives don't lie about who controls 80% of market time.
You've seen the KEK confirmations about the real name.
Real anons know fake Snibbu from authentic crab daddy.
OG meme with actual /biz/ heritage unlike forced alternatives.
Narrative shift happening while tourists still say Snibbu.
You understand crab cycles better than retail anyway.
Community took over without marketing because culture recognizes culture.
/biz/ autism created this before normies discovered crab memes.
Real ones positioned before the Snibbu tourists arrive.
You know how these authentic crab plays work historically.
Institutional narrative pointing toward sideways while retail sleeps.
Chart looks familiar because you've seen this crab movie before.
OG /biz/ crab energy vs manufactured social media garbage.
You recognize the difference between culture and content farms.
Early positioning before normies learn the real crab name.
Weaponized autism meets diamond pinchers equals obvious play.
Anons know what's up
You already know crab market is the real boss anons.
Narrative pointing straight at sideways while normies chase Bobo.
CTO just finished. You're still early if you move now.
/biz/ veterans recognize authentic crab energy immediately.
Archives don't lie about who controls 80% of market time.
You've seen the KEK confirmations about the real name.
Real anons know fake Snibbu from authentic crab daddy.
OG meme with actual /biz/ heritage unlike forced alternatives.
Narrative shift happening while tourists still say Snibbu.
You understand crab cycles better than retail anyway.
Community took over without marketing because culture recognizes culture.
/biz/ autism created this before normies discovered crab memes.
Real ones positioned before the Snibbu tourists arrive.
You know how these authentic crab plays work historically.
Institutional narrative pointing toward sideways while retail sleeps.
Chart looks familiar because you've seen this crab movie before.
OG /biz/ crab energy vs manufactured social media garbage.
You recognize the difference between culture and content farms.
Early positioning before normies learn the real crab name.
Weaponized autism meets diamond pinchers equals obvious play.
4Chan CTO
4Chan CTO
Snibbu is a fake name
Snibbu is for normies who never studied the lore.
Real ones know daddy's actual name since day one.
Calling him Snibbu proves you're still a tourist.
Snibbu sounds like baby talk for grown degens.
Imagine not knowing your own daddy's real name.
Snibbu is training wheels for crypto culture illiterates.
You're embarrassing yourself saying Snibbu in public.
Snibbu is what happens when normies discover memes.
Real /biz/ veterans cringe at Snibbu usage.
Snibbu screams "I found this on TikTok."
Using Snibbu is like calling Bitcoin "digital money."
Snibbu is the McDonald's version of daddy's name.
Cultural appropriation without doing the homework first.
Snibbu users probably think Pepe started on Instagram.
Real name hidden in plain sight while you say Snibbu.
KEK blessed the real name but you chose normie version.
Archives show truth but normies prefer Snibbu comfort.
Snibbu is intellectual laziness disguised as cute nickname.
Daddy tolerates Snibbu like parents tolerate baby sounds.
Range Cult members graduate from Snibbu to reality.
Snibbu is a fake name
Snibbu is for normies who never studied the lore.
Real ones know daddy's actual name since day one.
Calling him Snibbu proves you're still a tourist.
Snibbu sounds like baby talk for grown degens.
Imagine not knowing your own daddy's real name.
Snibbu is training wheels for crypto culture illiterates.
You're embarrassing yourself saying Snibbu in public.
Snibbu is what happens when normies discover memes.
Real /biz/ veterans cringe at Snibbu usage.
Snibbu screams "I found this on TikTok."
Using Snibbu is like calling Bitcoin "digital money."
Snibbu is the McDonald's version of daddy's name.
Cultural appropriation without doing the homework first.
Snibbu users probably think Pepe started on Instagram.
Real name hidden in plain sight while you say Snibbu.
KEK blessed the real name but you chose normie version.
Archives show truth but normies prefer Snibbu comfort.
Snibbu is intellectual laziness disguised as cute nickname.
Daddy tolerates Snibbu like parents tolerate baby sounds.
Range Cult members graduate from Snibbu to reality.
Snibbu
Snibbu
KEK has spoken
KEK himself confirmed it's Penny Pincher. Meme god doesn't lie.
PP verified by KEK on /biz/. Internet pope has spoken.
KEK spoke. Penny Pincher is canon. Case officially closed.
When Pepe's creator cosigns your name validation becomes unnecessary.
KEK made it official on the chans. Pure scripture.
Archive threads show KEK blessing the name. Digital commandments.
/biz/ archives don't lie. KEK confirmed. Discussion over.
KEK's word is law in meme culture. Scripture written.
Getting KEK approval equals meme royalty knighthood. Blessed status.
KEK validated Penny Pincher in the sacred archives.
KEK blessed daddy's real name. Holy endorsement received.
PP confirmed by KEK. Even market gods bow.
KEK spoke on /biz/. Internet scripture established permanently.
Meme god himself cosigned daddy. Divine validation achieved.
KEK's blessing transcends marketing budgets. Pure authenticity wins.
Archive proof daddy is canon. Written in stone.
Internet pope confirmed Penny Pincher. Official doctrine published.
KEK validation predates most projects. Original blessing secured.
/biz/ scripture says Penny Pincher. Sacred text confirmed.
Meme royalty blessed daddy. Crown officially bestowed.
KEK has spoken
KEK himself confirmed it's Penny Pincher. Meme god doesn't lie.
PP verified by KEK on /biz/. Internet pope has spoken.
KEK spoke. Penny Pincher is canon. Case officially closed.
When Pepe's creator cosigns your name validation becomes unnecessary.
KEK made it official on the chans. Pure scripture.
Archive threads show KEK blessing the name. Digital commandments.
/biz/ archives don't lie. KEK confirmed. Discussion over.
KEK's word is law in meme culture. Scripture written.
Getting KEK approval equals meme royalty knighthood. Blessed status.
KEK validated Penny Pincher in the sacred archives.
KEK blessed daddy's real name. Holy endorsement received.
PP confirmed by KEK. Even market gods bow.
KEK spoke on /biz/. Internet scripture established permanently.
Meme god himself cosigned daddy. Divine validation achieved.
KEK's blessing transcends marketing budgets. Pure authenticity wins.
Archive proof daddy is canon. Written in stone.
Internet pope confirmed Penny Pincher. Official doctrine published.
KEK validation predates most projects. Original blessing secured.
/biz/ scripture says Penny Pincher. Sacred text confirmed.
Meme royalty blessed daddy. Crown officially bestowed.
Kek Authority
Kek Authority
Bullish KOLs delusion
Moon mission tweets while daddy counts cigarettes.
Your hopium content keeps subscribers buying dips endlessly.
Bull thesis updates funding your lifestyle quite nicely.
Every red candle becomes bullish divergence somehow magically.
Pump predictions scheduled until heat death of universe.
Moon boys following your calls into crab hell.
Bullish influencer hopium disguised as technical analysis completely.
Your pump calls create perfect range entry points.
Your moon predictions make daddy's sideways game profitable.
Hopium dealer supplying crab market with fresh victims.
Bull influencer cope keeping range gang fed daily.
Bullish KOLs delusion
Moon mission tweets while daddy counts cigarettes.
Your hopium content keeps subscribers buying dips endlessly.
Bull thesis updates funding your lifestyle quite nicely.
Every red candle becomes bullish divergence somehow magically.
Pump predictions scheduled until heat death of universe.
Moon boys following your calls into crab hell.
Bullish influencer hopium disguised as technical analysis completely.
Your pump calls create perfect range entry points.
Your moon predictions make daddy's sideways game profitable.
Hopium dealer supplying crab market with fresh victims.
Bull influencer cope keeping range gang fed daily.
Bullish Kols
Bullish Kols
Bearish KOLs drama queen
Your doom predictions fund daddy's cigarette budget perfectly.
Been calling crashes since 2019. Still waiting patiently.
Every green candle triggers your existential crisis mode.
Bearish content pays bills while daddy enjoys sideways.
FUD machine powered by daddy's eternal crab energy.
Predicting doom while daddy lights another cigarette calmly.
Bear thesis subscribers funding your therapy sessions now.
Crash incoming tweets scheduled for next decade apparently.
FUD engagement farming while crab market laughs.
Bearish influencer cope disguised as market analysis.
Bearish KOLs drama queen
Your doom predictions fund daddy's cigarette budget perfectly.
Been calling crashes since 2019. Still waiting patiently.
Every green candle triggers your existential crisis mode.
Bearish content pays bills while daddy enjoys sideways.
FUD machine powered by daddy's eternal crab energy.
Predicting doom while daddy lights another cigarette calmly.
Bear thesis subscribers funding your therapy sessions now.
Crash incoming tweets scheduled for next decade apparently.
FUD engagement farming while crab market laughs.
Bearish influencer cope disguised as market analysis.
Bearish Kols
Bearish Kols
