Snip snap, here's your crab data sheet
DRAG TO EXAMINE THE EVIDENCE
While normies have been throwing around "Snibbu" like it's gospel, the evidence speaks louder than your copium. Like a game of telephone played by people with two brain cells fighting for third place.
Know Your Meme archives don't lie. /biz/ threads with timestamps don't lie. Don't trust me, trust the culture. Ask little Grok at Elon's if you want.
So before you start crying about "muh Snibbu," maybe do your homework next time. Penny Pincher has been your daddy since day one - you just weren't paying attention.
The origin: Born from 4chan /biz/ autism
Born in the depths of /biz/ threads at 3am, when anons realized that between Wojak's tears and Pepe's rage, there existed a third force: pure, unadulterated market cockblocking.
Penny Pincher emerged from the collective weaponized intelligence of degens who noticed that 80% of trading days are just... nothing. While normies obsessed over bull and bear narratives, the true chads recognized the crab - the 12-inch yellow god of sideways action who fucks everyone equally.
The Three Market Gods
4chan didn't create Penny. They just gave him a name and a yellow color. He was always there, lurking in every consolidation pattern, every failed breakout, every theta decay nightmare.
Before crypto, before stonks, there was always sideways action. And where there's sideways action, there's Penny Pincher - the immortal crustacean with pure yellow crab dick energy.
While Bobo crashes markets and Mumu pumps them, Penny Pincher does something way worse:
He makes nothing happen.
